Joooolia Says...

I went to a lame-o Cinco party. I love the hosts but the guests were not my bag. Sadly I wasn't in the mood to continue the fiesta and went to Buttermilk in Brooklyn for one drink and went home.

What happened to all the good, crazy, weird, NY people I love and crave. I'm a blast...what happened to the rest of you?

This weekend I hope to redeem myself by ZipCarring out of this biznatch and maybe catching a canoe ride on the Gowanus with my lovely lady Nicole...or Dirty Sanchez as I like to call her.

Somebody throw me a NY bone!!!