Amber in Asbury Park, NJ Says...

Saturday:
- Arose at 7am; coffee on the front stoop
- Played rugby from 10am-12:30 (scored once)
- Lunched at the Boathouse in Belmar (buffalo wings, sliders, and beer)
- Attempted to nap while watching "Avatar" - not possible
- Got cranky due to soreness and lack of nap
- Browsed at the Gap
- Drank some beers (Fuller's ESB)
- Dined at 10th Ave Burrito in Belmar (grilled shrimp tacos)
- Went to the bowling alley next to Centerfolds strip club on the Rt 35 Circle where I:
- Received a private poetry recital by Billy Ho, an NJ Transit Conductor who also bowls
- Was introduced to bubblegum-flavored vodka by "Black Tony"
- Enjoyed several cherry-vodka-and-cokes
- Purchased a bowling-ball bag with pink flames on it, which I now carry as a handbag

Sunday:
- Arose at 9 am; coffee and the second half of "Avatar"
- Tried for brunch on the Asbury boardwalk, but it was packed; had to go to Rafferty's instead (fruit salad and half a turkey club)
- Wegmans
- Went to the gym (cardio and abs)
- Got takeout at the BBQ place on Steiner in Neptune (got a rack of ribs for 1/2 price 'cause they were closing)
- Had sex with my boyfriend
- Went to bed early